Dear Mr. Ashcroft, please don't arrest me yet,
Because I haven't finished my Christmas Shopping!

 
       

 

They say hooded forners
hate us with terror bombs

And what's more, there's probbly
one of em hidin in your neighborhood.

But others are sayin for the average Joe
in middle-merica, what it amounts to

Is nother way to keep our thumbs
tied and pants down to the wind.

But our presdent says it'll all
be a much better world, y'know,

Like if there was a Wal-Mart in every
hooded forner's neighborhood.

I preciate shoppin at Wal-Mart, much
the same as evry Merican Patriot

And when it's hot in summer it's sure
nice to go to an air-conditioned Wal-Mart.

So maybe those forners in the desert
would like it an be distracted from hatin us.

So I reckon the presdent's plan,
it's a good way to solve it, at that,

And what more needs sayin?


      --Portland, 03 June 2003

   

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